Today’s Joke: October 11

Dieting is a Weigh of Life

  • It’s not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it’s the seconds.
  • The biggest drawback to fasting for seven days is that it makes one weak.
  • The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.
  • An excellent way to lose weight is by skipping … snacks and dessert.